POOR OOLD KENNY
My friend Kenny was just standing in a R.V. Park;
He was on vacation and happy as a lark.
Now Kenny was just looking around;
When he spied a dog walking on the ground.
Then the dog peed on his custom made shoe;
Poor old Kenny didn’t know what to do.
Three days later on a ship coming from Mexico;
Some dog came sniffing his shoe & wouldn’t go.
Some men came over and said “come with us”;
Boy did they make a real big fuss.
They took Kenny to a little room;
There they lowered the boom.
They thought he had drugs in his shoe;
Because it was built-up an inch or two.
Kenny kept yelling, “Don’t tear my shoe apart”;
As up in his throat went his heart.
Now he knew these men weren’t playing a game;
And he thought he’d never be the same.
For they searched him from head-to-toe;
Kenny wondered if they’d ever let him go.